An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
(via veeking)
“I had hardly expected so dolichocephalic a skull or such well-marked supra-orbital development” is like the worst pick-up line.
(via sketchlock)
On a different subject. I think I just scarred the gardener for life. He passed by my window where I’m curled up at tagging posts and I hear him say “Ay dios mio!” . It was followed by a very awkward moment of staring at eachother before he went on his way and I went back to what I was doing.
I can’t help but wonder now what his conversation with my mother is going to be like later.
-M.D
